Tassel Hassle

Tassel Hassle
Tassel Hassle was a mean, cranky guy
His presence meant trouble wherever he went by

One day he thought he could fly
Like Hezarfen of Ottoman Empire

Maybe you’ve heard of that guy
Who jumped off the Galata Tower into the sky
Well, it’s a kind of a legend that doesn’t die

So Tassel put on some wings Hezarfen style
And climbed up the stairs, four stories high

But instead of jumping from the side
He sat there staring at İstanbul skyline